Ok, SERIOUSLY. Who do we need to talk to in order to get this damn show to bump the exposure on the ENTIRE episode by a stop or so??? It’s RIDICULOUS.
All I can say is…
The Mike Chang stans must all be DEAD now. Harry Shum is going to have to build up a whole new fanbase after tonight. Because they are all DEAD from “Scream”.
So. Fucking. Hot.
Chris’s “Michael” Interview.
I am endlessly delighted by his dorky, awkward, irreverent intelligence.
CHRIS COLFER IS MY MOST FAVORITE PERSON EVER. EVERRRRRRRR.
Did I mention he’s my favorite? Oh, Christopher.
Yes, I saw that and it makes me wonder where in the episode it falls… pre- or post-slushie. Because pre-slushie is likely when Kurt, Blaine, Santana and Artie are there, which I’m ok with. The scenario that I don’t like is if it’s an apology song w/ the Warblers telling Blaine they want him back and Blaine having FEELINGS about that. If I’m gonna get kicked around in the back 6, I need these front six (of the back half) to be REALLY GODDAMN FUN. DAMMIT.
I think it’s going to be pretty early on. Unless Blaine, Rachel, Kurt, Santana, and Artie show up at Dalton a second time which I doubt (we know Santana apparently does but it sounds like she’s on her own). We’ve got the promo shot of them walking down the hall and Kurt looks ready to kill and Blaine looks like he wants to be anywhere but there. That leads me to think the Lima Bean scene comes before the Dalton scene, with Sebastian trash talking and just being his usual dickish self. Then they end up at Dalton sometime after that where Sebastian will continue being a dick by singing “I Want You Back” to Blaine. Since the song was originally supposed to be Rock With You, that tells me this isn’t about any sort of apology. It’s before whatever happens in the parking garage.
is it wrong to want santana and sebastian to have angry hate sex even though they’re gay
Is it wrong to want Naya and Gustin to have had hot trailer sex after this scene because… uh.
1) Santana has said that she’s been attracted to all manner of folks, including a vaguely person-shaped shrub, but that if it is ultimately about who one actually falls in love with (according to Ms. Holiday), then she is a lesbian.
2) We don’t know that Sebastian is 100% gay. All we know is that he wants to fuck Blaine. He could very well be bi or pan.
Hot hate sex is the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Because let’s face it… that is some hot shit going on there.
OH. MY. GOD.