Okay I can’t stand it anymore.
1) Blaine’s “loafers” from 5.14 were slippers. They just looked like loafers. My uncle wears those kind of slippers. The dude is a banker. They are made of the softest lamb skin or something.
2) My fabulous banker uncle also wakes up in the morning with his hair gelled. It’s called Brycreem y’all. He has naturally curly hair, and he’s worn it the same way since 1966. Or so I’ve gathered from photographs (aside from that unfortunate time in the 70’s when he experimented with a perm).
When it comes to style, Blaine lives in a different time. Memorize it.